Rules We're Retiring
52 cards. An old rule crossed out on the front, a comeback with real bite on the back. For girls' nights, the group chat, and anyone done being polite about it.
Smile more.
Pay me more. Then we'll talk about my face.
Calm down.
Say it again. I dare you.
Don't ask for more money.
I'm not asking. That's an invoice. Pay up.
Boys will be boys.
And grown men will get HR. Enjoy the meeting.
Menopause means you're done.
Hot flash, cold heart, zero patience. Try me.
You're invisible after 50.
Great. Invisible women don't need your permission.
Know your place.
My place is wherever I damn well please.
Don't be selfish.
Watch me. I've been practicing all year.
8 of the 52. The rest are in the deck.
What you get
52 print-at-home cards plus blank cards for the rules your family handed down.
Three ways to play
Read them aloud, play “guess the comeback,” or write your own and pass it on.
Who it's for
Friends, sisters, mothers and daughters, book clubs. We roast the rules, never the people.
Retire the rules tonight.