They said: “Smile more.”
Pay me more. Then we'll talk about my face.
Same mission.
Zero filter.
The rules were never funny. The comebacks are. We aim at the rulebook, not at men, not at other women. And we don't hold back.
Aimed at the rules, not at peopleNo apologies
Free share cards
For the group chat. For the meeting you just left.
They said: “Calm down.”
Say it again. I dare you.
They said: “You're too much.”
And you're not enough. Guess who's leaving the party.
They said: “Know your place.”
My place is wherever I damn well please.
They said: “Menopause means you're done.”
Hot flash, cold heart, zero patience. Try me.
They said: “Boys will be boys.”
And grown men will get HR. Enjoy the meeting.
The card deck
Rules We're Retiring
52 printable cards. Each one has an old rule on the front and a comeback on the back. Made for girls' nights, mother–daughter nights, book clubs and the group chat.
- • 52 cards, print at home, cut and play
- • Three ways to play: read aloud, "guess the rewrite," or write your own
- • Blank cards for the rules your family handed down
$12 one-time · 14-day refund
Don't be bossy.
I'm not bossy. I'm the boss. Fetch your own damn coffee.
Smile more.
Pay me more. Then we'll talk about my face.
Act your age.
Act your IQ. Oh wait, you are.
Said it out loud? Now rewrite the rest.